She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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