Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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