are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Randomize
