Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Do vagina's smell?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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