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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:22pm

    saying things such as "do to" means you probably should not be teaching. period.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:22am

    I'm pretty sure this is like the coolest elementary teacher I've ever met.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:20am

    makes you wonder what your teachers have been doing the night before

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:48pm

    I've gone to teach middle school on less than an hour do to a sex-filled night. I would have killed to be sent home.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:18am

    *grammar* fucking moron

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:56am

    i live in this area code and i bet i know what teacher this is. Cause now that i think about the younger teachers i had cant be much older now . 11:20 was right. it really makes you wonder.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:16pm

    I grew up in this area code, and now I am worried. All of my elementary school teachers were like 60+ years old. Hopefully they got new replacements since then, or this is very bad.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:32pm

    i have to agree with 3:22. any middle school teacher who doesn't know the difference between "do to" and "due to" really shouldn't be a middle school teacher. either way, this post was hysterical.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:58pm

    God I really love lamp

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 11:28am

    I worked at an elementary school and i got send home a lotttt for having "a stomach bug" when it was really a hang over....and puking in the little kid toilets is not fun

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:23am

    wow.....4:52 and 3:22 are retards... now is it just me or are the elementary school teachers getting hotter?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:02am

    i live in this area. i really hope i had you:)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:12am

    It's a text guys there doesn't have to be perfect grammer, fucking morons

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:04am

    word to 11:20 haha i was just thinking that

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    Submitted by Hawg_Fan_85 on Jun 4, 10 at 3:42am

    This is why i want to marry a teacher...Sex all night and she is still responsible enough to get up and go to work in the morning!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:35am

    #1 That is funny as hell. #2 Middle school teachers are subject specific so as long as he/she is not teaching English then it does not matter. Also, most things teachers hand out are typed and Openoffice/MSWord will both help you correct it. #3 Your principal was obviously one of the guys who didn't go to parties...

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    Submitted by tchinginbk on Apr 27, 10 at 11:10pm

    Lol that's great! My principle would probably make you pin a scarlet letter to your shirt and my kids would scream teach got lucky last night... And their sixth graders :-/

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:51am

    why would you sleep with a guy after just meeting him at a bar? at least take sometime to get to know him...jeez whore's these days will they ever learn?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:50pm

    Shut up dumb ass...Not all teachers are idiots.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 8:35pm

    What other job would your employer actually think that an adult had pink-eye. Blame all your ailments on those little germ monsters!! Awesome.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:52am

    Thankyou 3:22, I was thinking the EXACT same thing. Teachers are the problem with society today.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 11:57pm

    i'm just wondering if it was me? Sounds really familiar!

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    Submitted by NataSept on Feb 10, 11 at 1:02pm

    Ms. Classyteacher.