Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
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saying things such as "do to" means you probably should not be teaching. period.
I've gone to teach middle school on less than an hour do to a sex-filled night. I would have killed to be sent home.
Shut up dumb ass...Not all teachers are idiots.
#1 That is funny as hell.
#2 Middle school teachers are subject specific so as long as he/she is not teaching English then it does not matter. Also, most things teachers hand out are typed and Openoffice/MSWord will both help you correct it.
#3 Your principal was obviously one of the guys who didn't go to parties...
makes you wonder what your teachers have been doing the night before
I'm pretty sure this is like the coolest elementary teacher I've ever met.
wow.....4:52 and 3:22 are retards...
now is it just me or are the elementary school teachers getting hotter?
God I really love lamp
Thankyou 3:22, I was thinking the EXACT same thing. Teachers are the problem with society today.
i live in this area. i really hope i had you:)
i live in this area code and i bet i know what teacher this is. Cause now that i think about the younger teachers i had cant be much older now . 11:20 was right. it really makes you wonder.
*grammar* fucking moron
I grew up in this area code, and now I am worried. All of my elementary school teachers were like 60+ years old. Hopefully they got new replacements since then, or this is very bad.
I worked at an elementary school and i got send home a lotttt for having "a stomach bug" when it was really a hang over....and puking in the little kid toilets is not fun
i have to agree with 3:22. any middle school teacher who doesn't know the difference between "do to" and "due to" really shouldn't be a middle school teacher. either way, this post was hysterical.
It's a text guys there doesn't have to be perfect grammer, fucking morons
word to 11:20 haha i was just thinking that
This is why i want to marry a teacher...Sex all night and she is still responsible enough to get up and go to work in the morning!!!
i'm just wondering if it was me? Sounds really familiar!
What other job would your employer actually think that an adult had pink-eye. Blame all your ailments on those little germ monsters!! Awesome.
Lol that's great! My principle would probably make you pin a scarlet letter to your shirt and my kids would scream teach got lucky last night... And their sixth graders :-/
why would you sleep with a guy after just meeting him at a bar? at least take sometime to get to know him...jeez whore's these days will they ever learn?