I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
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5:44PM hope u get cancer of the ass.
there is nothing wrong with deaf people except the fact they cant hear, dont be rude
9:21 IS A RACIST MOTHERFUCKER AND I WILL MAKE HIS ANCESTORS UNHAPPY IN THE PAST USING MY GATDAMN TIME MACHINE
9:27 it goes liek this:
1. Think of something that is highly controversial
2. Type it into anonymous chat or forum (or real life for more fun)
9:46, you're a moron.
Since there probably aren't that many ppl in eastern ketucky traveling to Russia, I'm pretty sure I know who sent this
Fuck you, 5:50. Or, rather, I doubt anyone ever will.
Ugh, you people are ignorant fucktards.
Wonder what noises a deaf person would make if you fucked them
Been there done that except replace deaf person with salty sailor... Russia kicks ass
9:26 trolling is awesome
I am 12 and how do I troll?
I ALSO GAVE HER HEAD AND SHE SAID I WAS PRETTY GOOD
did this deaf person happen to be named koala?
Jesus Christ, I'm ashamed to admit that I know who sent this text. Sigh...
NOT THAT I'M 9:31 OR ANY SHIT
WE JUST LOVERS
alcoholics drink a lot
In Soviet Russia, STDs catch you.
9:30 you seem like a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything but I don't understand step 3.
mmm only in the motherland
having lived in russia, i say thumbs up. i'm sure the streak won't stop at eleven days. my host mom tried to cure my hiccups, sore throat, and dry skin with vodka shots. cheers!
pooping is the shit!
5:44 is def a dumbass
9:25, you have returned sanity to a world gone mad. My humblest regards go out to you.
YOU RACIST DICKWEED ASSCUNT
i was born in Hawaii
like that deaf chick on weeds???
I used to be Deaf. Where are my curly shoes?
fucking them is better, they sound like when you step on a dog toy when they moan. and if they are facing the other way you can laugh all you want
What did Helen Keller think of her new cheese grater? She thought it was the most violent book she has ever read.
ok... who says we all go out and kill 5 :44 ?
9:37'S DICK IS HUGE
I'M SOMEONE ELSE NOW
IT'S LIKE THIRTEEN INCHES FLACCID
Apparently, like a dog's chew toy...
ha my thoughts exactly 8:47
Bitches don't know bout my trollin skills
when i first read this, i thought it said "i made out with a dead person"
Does anyone get that 5:44 was being facetious and was actually probably the most un-ignorant person in this thread?
How can you keep Helen Keller busy?
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
deaf people are funny.
you're in russia. you speak english and she doesn't understand. that doesn't make her deaf
gross, why would you make out with a deaf person?
better hope you're far away before she realizes what you're like sober
Rofl. I'm pretty sure that I will put most of you hearing fellas to shame.
/Is Deaf and STEALING UR HEARING GIRLS.
i think this is my favorite one ever.
everytime I think of deaf people i think of that deaf actress that sounds so funny when she talks.
In Russia, beer drinks you.
Being newly deafened and sometimes bombed, I don't see any controversy here. (If she objected, I did not hear her. Nor, if she approved.) We pretty much covered all the bases and the outfield. The fans roared, I guess.
I wet the bed almost every night.
I wanna fuck 9:31 til he yells smart, sensible things in ecstasy.
^^5:44 is smart
8:47 is smart
9:25, Russians usually drink vodka.
nice work eastern kentucky, make us proud
Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman.
fuck unknown errors god damnit
there is nothing wrong with deaf ppl at all.. people r ignorant.. they r normal. they just cant hear.... there nothing wrong with deaf ppl, but there sure is something wrong with blak ppl and spics
(I AM YELLING, EVEN PARENTHETICALLY, DUE TO BEING DEAF) THAT WAS A FUNNY JOKE IN BRACKETS!
Def Jam? Mos-Def?
That's how the fuck I troll.
Since when has being drunk for 11 days been something special? If you're on holidays it's a given, especially if you're in Russia (wtf else are you going to do?). If you're not on holidays, big whoop, how else are you going to numb the pain of work? You people are all lost.
8:47 isnt a dumbass
the rest of you most certainly are.
matt hammill is the shit!
ps theres nothing wrong with deaf people. we're just like hearing people. ignorant asses like 5:01 make me laugh.
11 days in row drunk isn't to impressive, i've done that, actually just got out of one this past weekend, my liver is mad at me lol
But for serious, everyone involved with this horrible exercise in cruel-yet-banal self-indulgence should just leave society forever.
Uh what did you say?
What is the sound of one hand clapping
his only deaf student:
DICK I CAN"T FUCKING HEAR!!!!! I HAVE NO FRAME OF REFERENCE HERE!!!
hey guys i saw southpark once
@ 5:52 i dunno, i loled pretty hard.
I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE FREQUENTERS OF THIS CAVALCADE OF WEBMUSEMENTS
no, my mom! i <3 my mommy!!!
thank you central kentucky
im actually not racist in the slightest, I just get a kick out of the shit storm it causes
Wow this is pretty offensive
i love pooping. it's just relaxing. i dont know.
That's just how we do it in Russia