I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
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5:44PM hope u get cancer of the ass.
there is nothing wrong with deaf people except the fact they cant hear, dont be rude
9:27 it goes liek this:
1. Think of something that is highly controversial
2. Type it into anonymous chat or forum (or real life for more fun)
9:46, you're a moron.
Fuck you, 5:50. Or, rather, I doubt anyone ever will.
9:21 IS A RACIST MOTHERFUCKER AND I WILL MAKE HIS ANCESTORS UNHAPPY IN THE PAST USING MY GATDAMN TIME MACHINE
Since there probably aren't that many ppl in eastern ketucky traveling to Russia, I'm pretty sure I know who sent this
Ugh, you people are ignorant fucktards.
Wonder what noises a deaf person would make if you fucked them
Been there done that except replace deaf person with salty sailor... Russia kicks ass
9:26 trolling is awesome
I am 12 and how do I troll?
I ALSO GAVE HER HEAD AND SHE SAID I WAS PRETTY GOOD
did this deaf person happen to be named koala?
Jesus Christ, I'm ashamed to admit that I know who sent this text. Sigh...
NOT THAT I'M 9:31 OR ANY SHIT
WE JUST LOVERS
In Soviet Russia, STDs catch you.
9:30 you seem like a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything but I don't understand step 3.
having lived in russia, i say thumbs up. i'm sure the streak won't stop at eleven days. my host mom tried to cure my hiccups, sore throat, and dry skin with vodka shots. cheers!
pooping is the shit!
5:44 is def a dumbass
alcoholics drink a lot
9:25, you have returned sanity to a world gone mad. My humblest regards go out to you.
YOU RACIST DICKWEED ASSCUNT
mmm only in the motherland
i was born in Hawaii
like that deaf chick on weeds???
I used to be Deaf. Where are my curly shoes?
What did Helen Keller think of her new cheese grater? She thought it was the most violent book she has ever read.
fucking them is better, they sound like when you step on a dog toy when they moan. and if they are facing the other way you can laugh all you want
ok... who says we all go out and kill 5 :44 ?
9:37'S DICK IS HUGE
I'M SOMEONE ELSE NOW
IT'S LIKE THIRTEEN INCHES FLACCID
Apparently, like a dog's chew toy...
Bitches don't know bout my trollin skills
ha my thoughts exactly 8:47
How can you keep Helen Keller busy?
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
deaf people are funny.
In Russia, beer drinks you.
better hope you're far away before she realizes what you're like sober
when i first read this, i thought it said "i made out with a dead person"
Does anyone get that 5:44 was being facetious and was actually probably the most un-ignorant person in this thread?
you're in russia. you speak english and she doesn't understand. that doesn't make her deaf
Being newly deafened and sometimes bombed, I don't see any controversy here. (If she objected, I did not hear her. Nor, if she approved.) We pretty much covered all the bases and the outfield. The fans roared, I guess.
gross, why would you make out with a deaf person?
Rofl. I'm pretty sure that I will put most of you hearing fellas to shame.
/Is Deaf and STEALING UR HEARING GIRLS.
everytime I think of deaf people i think of that deaf actress that sounds so funny when she talks.
I wet the bed almost every night.
^^5:44 is smart
8:47 is smart
i think this is my favorite one ever.
9:25, Russians usually drink vodka.
I wanna fuck 9:31 til he yells smart, sensible things in ecstasy.
nice work eastern kentucky, make us proud
Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman.
fuck unknown errors god damnit
(I AM YELLING, EVEN PARENTHETICALLY, DUE TO BEING DEAF) THAT WAS A FUNNY JOKE IN BRACKETS!
there is nothing wrong with deaf ppl at all.. people r ignorant.. they r normal. they just cant hear.... there nothing wrong with deaf ppl, but there sure is something wrong with blak ppl and spics
8:47 isnt a dumbass
the rest of you most certainly are.
Def Jam? Mos-Def?
That's how the fuck I troll.
matt hammill is the shit!
ps theres nothing wrong with deaf people. we're just like hearing people. ignorant asses like 5:01 make me laugh.
11 days in row drunk isn't to impressive, i've done that, actually just got out of one this past weekend, my liver is mad at me lol
Uh what did you say?
no, my mom! i <3 my mommy!!!
What is the sound of one hand clapping
his only deaf student:
DICK I CAN"T FUCKING HEAR!!!!! I HAVE NO FRAME OF REFERENCE HERE!!!
hey guys i saw southpark once
Since when has being drunk for 11 days been something special? If you're on holidays it's a given, especially if you're in Russia (wtf else are you going to do?). If you're not on holidays, big whoop, how else are you going to numb the pain of work? You people are all lost.
But for serious, everyone involved with this horrible exercise in cruel-yet-banal self-indulgence should just leave society forever.
@ 5:52 i dunno, i loled pretty hard.
I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE FREQUENTERS OF THIS CAVALCADE OF WEBMUSEMENTS
thank you central kentucky
i love pooping. it's just relaxing. i dont know.
im actually not racist in the slightest, I just get a kick out of the shit storm it causes
Wow this is pretty offensive
That's just how we do it in Russia