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  • 66 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:50pm

  • 60 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:53pm

    9:46, you're a moron.

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:46pm

    5:44PM hope u get cancer of the ass.

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 12:04pm

    In Soviet Russia, STDs catch you.

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:52pm

    Fuck you, 5:50. Or, rather, I doubt anyone ever will.

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 12:45am

    Jesus Christ, I'm ashamed to admit that I know who sent this text. Sigh...

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:28pm

    pooping is the shit!

  • 65 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:58pm

    i was born in Hawaii

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:27pm

    9:26 trolling is awesome I am 12 and how do I troll?

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:36pm

    like that deaf chick on weeds???

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:30pm

    9:27 it goes liek this: 1. Think of something that is highly controversial 2. Type it into anonymous chat or forum (or real life for more fun) 3.???? 4. PROFIT!!!

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:26pm

    there is nothing wrong with deaf people except the fact they cant hear, dont be rude

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:06pm

    you're in russia. you speak english and she doesn't understand. that doesn't make her deaf

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:37pm

    NOT THAT I'M 9:31 OR ANY SHIT WE JUST LOVERS

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:56am

    Since there probably aren't that many ppl in eastern ketucky traveling to Russia, I'm pretty sure I know who sent this

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:48pm

    fucking them is better, they sound like when you step on a dog toy when they moan. and if they are facing the other way you can laugh all you want

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:52pm

    did this deaf person happen to be named koala?

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:18pm

    I ALSO GAVE HER HEAD AND SHE SAID I WAS PRETTY GOOD

  • 62 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:14am

    11 days in row drunk isn't to impressive, i've done that, actually just got out of one this past weekend, my liver is mad at me lol

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:59pm

    That's how the fuck I troll.

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:11pm

    nice work eastern kentucky, make us proud

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:29pm

    mmm only in the motherland

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:18am

    having lived in russia, i say thumbs up. i'm sure the streak won't stop at eleven days. my host mom tried to cure my hiccups, sore throat, and dry skin with vodka shots. cheers!

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:26pm

    9:25, you have returned sanity to a world gone mad. My humblest regards go out to you. YOU RACIST DICKWEED ASSCUNT

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:44pm

    there is nothing wrong with deaf ppl at all.. people r ignorant.. they r normal. they just cant hear.... there nothing wrong with deaf ppl, but there sure is something wrong with blak ppl and spics

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:23pm

    9:21 IS A RACIST MOTHERFUCKER AND I WILL MAKE HIS ANCESTORS UNHAPPY IN THE PAST USING MY GATDAMN TIME MACHINE

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:33pm

    I wanna fuck 9:31 til he yells smart, sensible things in ecstasy.

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:20pm

    (I AM YELLING, EVEN PARENTHETICALLY, DUE TO BEING DEAF) THAT WAS A FUNNY JOKE IN BRACKETS!

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:47pm

    Does anyone get that 5:44 was being facetious and was actually probably the most un-ignorant person in this thread?

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:45pm

    ok... who says we all go out and kill 5 :44 ?

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 9:15am

    Being newly deafened and sometimes bombed, I don't see any controversy here. (If she objected, I did not hear her. Nor, if she approved.) We pretty much covered all the bases and the outfield. The fans roared, I guess.

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:38pm

    Ugh, you people are ignorant fucktards.

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 6:10am

    fuck unknown errors god damnit

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:38pm

    10:13 wins. 9:25, Russians usually drink vodka.

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:48pm

    Wonder what noises a deaf person would make if you fucked them

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 9:42am

    What did Helen Keller think of her new cheese grater? She thought it was the most violent book she has ever read.

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 12:37am

    9:30 you seem like a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything but I don't understand step 3.

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 4:11pm

    Been there done that except replace deaf person with salty sailor... Russia kicks ass

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 12:32pm

    I used to be Deaf. Where are my curly shoes?

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 3:39am

    alcoholics drink a lot

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:02pm

    i think this is my favorite one ever.

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:16am

    everytime I think of deaf people i think of that deaf actress that sounds so funny when she talks.

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:42pm

    Def Jam? Mos-Def?

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:36pm

    Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:25pm

    In Russia, beer drinks you.

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:08pm

    8:47 isnt a dumbass the rest of you most certainly are.

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:26pm

    im actually not racist in the slightest, I just get a kick out of the shit storm it causes

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:49pm

    ha my thoughts exactly 8:47

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:40pm

    I wet the bed almost every night.

  • 54 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:28pm

    How can you keep Helen Keller busy? Give her a basketball and tell her to read it. deaf people are funny.

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:01pm

    @ 5:52 i dunno, i loled pretty hard.

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:50pm

    better hope you're far away before she realizes what you're like sober

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 12:58am

    no, my mom! i <3 my mommy!!!

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:50pm

    Apparently, like a dog's chew toy...

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 11:08pm

    matt hammill is the shit! ps theres nothing wrong with deaf people. we're just like hearing people. ignorant asses like 5:01 make me laugh.

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:31pm

    But for serious, everyone involved with this horrible exercise in cruel-yet-banal self-indulgence should just leave society forever.

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:13pm

    ^^5:44 is smart 8:47 is smart

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:56pm

    thank you central kentucky

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:56pm

    Wow this is pretty offensive

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:22am

    when i first read this, i thought it said "i made out with a dead person"

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:39pm

    9:37'S DICK IS HUGE I'M SOMEONE ELSE NOW IT'S LIKE THIRTEEN INCHES FLACCID

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:01pm

    gross, why would you make out with a deaf person?

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:13pm

    i love pooping. it's just relaxing. i dont know.

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:41pm

    5:44 is def a dumbass

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:20pm

    Uh what did you say?

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 6:27pm

    Rofl. I'm pretty sure that I will put most of you hearing fellas to shame. /Is Deaf and STEALING UR HEARING GIRLS. (ALL CAPS)

  • 49 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:19pm

    I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE FREQUENTERS OF THIS CAVALCADE OF WEBMUSEMENTS

  • 47 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 12:24am

    Bitches don't know bout my trollin skills

  • 42 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:33pm

    hey guys i saw southpark once

  • 47 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 9:42am

    confucious says: What is the sound of one hand clapping his only deaf student: DICK I CAN"T FUCKING HEAR!!!!! I HAVE NO FRAME OF REFERENCE HERE!!!

  • 38 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:26pm

    Since when has being drunk for 11 days been something special? If you're on holidays it's a given, especially if you're in Russia (wtf else are you going to do?). If you're not on holidays, big whoop, how else are you going to numb the pain of work? You people are all lost.

  • 35 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 12:32am

    That's just how we do it in Russia