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  • 5:44PM hope u get cancer of the ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:46pm
  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:50pm
  • there is nothing wrong with deaf people except the fact they cant hear, dont be rude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:26pm
  • 9:27 it goes liek this: 1. Think of something that is highly controversial 2. Type it into anonymous chat or forum (or real life for more fun) 3.???? 4. PROFIT!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:30pm
  • 9:46, you're a moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:53pm
  • Fuck you, 5:50. Or, rather, I doubt anyone ever will.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:52pm
  • 9:21 IS A RACIST MOTHERFUCKER AND I WILL MAKE HIS ANCESTORS UNHAPPY IN THE PAST USING MY GATDAMN TIME MACHINE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:23pm
  • Wonder what noises a deaf person would make if you fucked them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:48pm
  • Ugh, you people are ignorant fucktards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:38pm
  • Been there done that except replace deaf person with salty sailor... Russia kicks ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 4:11pm
  • NOT THAT I'M 9:31 OR ANY SHIT WE JUST LOVERS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:37pm
  • In Soviet Russia, STDs catch you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 12:04pm
  • 9:26 trolling is awesome I am 12 and how do I troll?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:27pm
  • I ALSO GAVE HER HEAD AND SHE SAID I WAS PRETTY GOOD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:18pm
  • Since there probably aren't that many ppl in eastern ketucky traveling to Russia, I'm pretty sure I know who sent this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:56am
  • Jesus Christ, I'm ashamed to admit that I know who sent this text. Sigh...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 12:45am
  • did this deaf person happen to be named koala?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:52pm
  • 9:25, you have returned sanity to a world gone mad. My humblest regards go out to you. YOU RACIST DICKWEED ASSCUNT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:26pm
  • pooping is the shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:28pm
  • 9:30 you seem like a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything but I don't understand step 3.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 12:37am
  • 5:44 is def a dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:41pm
  • i was born in Hawaii

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:58pm
  • I used to be Deaf. Where are my curly shoes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 12:32pm
  • In Russia, beer drinks you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:25pm
  • having lived in russia, i say thumbs up. i'm sure the streak won't stop at eleven days. my host mom tried to cure my hiccups, sore throat, and dry skin with vodka shots. cheers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:18am
  • ok... who says we all go out and kill 5 :44 ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:45pm
  • alcoholics drink a lot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 3:39am
  • fucking them is better, they sound like when you step on a dog toy when they moan. and if they are facing the other way you can laugh all you want

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:48pm
  • What did Helen Keller think of her new cheese grater? She thought it was the most violent book she has ever read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 9:42am
  • 9:37'S DICK IS HUGE I'M SOMEONE ELSE NOW IT'S LIKE THIRTEEN INCHES FLACCID

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:39pm
  • like that deaf chick on weeds???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:36pm
  • Being newly deafened and sometimes bombed, I don't see any controversy here. (If she objected, I did not hear her. Nor, if she approved.) We pretty much covered all the bases and the outfield. The fans roared, I guess.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 9:15am
  • mmm only in the motherland

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:29pm
  • Does anyone get that 5:44 was being facetious and was actually probably the most un-ignorant person in this thread?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:47pm
  • Bitches don't know bout my trollin skills

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 12:24am
  • ha my thoughts exactly 8:47

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:49pm
  • gross, why would you make out with a deaf person?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:01pm
  • Apparently, like a dog's chew toy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:50pm
  • ^^5:44 is smart 8:47 is smart

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:13pm
  • better hope you're far away before she realizes what you're like sober

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:50pm
  • (I AM YELLING, EVEN PARENTHETICALLY, DUE TO BEING DEAF) THAT WAS A FUNNY JOKE IN BRACKETS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:20pm
  • How can you keep Helen Keller busy? Give her a basketball and tell her to read it. deaf people are funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:28pm
  • you're in russia. you speak english and she doesn't understand. that doesn't make her deaf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:06pm
  • everytime I think of deaf people i think of that deaf actress that sounds so funny when she talks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:16am
  • I wet the bed almost every night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:40pm
  • when i first read this, i thought it said "i made out with a dead person"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:22am
  • I wanna fuck 9:31 til he yells smart, sensible things in ecstasy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:33pm
  • Rofl. I'm pretty sure that I will put most of you hearing fellas to shame. /Is Deaf and STEALING UR HEARING GIRLS. (ALL CAPS)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 6:27pm
  • 10:13 wins. 9:25, Russians usually drink vodka.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:38pm
  • i think this is my favorite one ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:02pm
  • nice work eastern kentucky, make us proud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:11pm
  • Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:36pm
  • there is nothing wrong with deaf ppl at all.. people r ignorant.. they r normal. they just cant hear.... there nothing wrong with deaf ppl, but there sure is something wrong with blak ppl and spics

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:44pm
  • That's how the fuck I troll.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:59pm
  • 8:47 isnt a dumbass the rest of you most certainly are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:08pm
  • fuck unknown errors god damnit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 6:10am
  • 11 days in row drunk isn't to impressive, i've done that, actually just got out of one this past weekend, my liver is mad at me lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:14am
  • no, my mom! i <3 my mommy!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 12:58am
  • Def Jam? Mos-Def?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:42pm
  • matt hammill is the shit! ps theres nothing wrong with deaf people. we're just like hearing people. ignorant asses like 5:01 make me laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 11:08pm
  • hey guys i saw southpark once

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:33pm
  • Uh what did you say?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:20pm
  • Since when has being drunk for 11 days been something special? If you're on holidays it's a given, especially if you're in Russia (wtf else are you going to do?). If you're not on holidays, big whoop, how else are you going to numb the pain of work? You people are all lost.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:26pm
  • confucious says: What is the sound of one hand clapping his only deaf student: DICK I CAN"T FUCKING HEAR!!!!! I HAVE NO FRAME OF REFERENCE HERE!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 9:42am
  • @ 5:52 i dunno, i loled pretty hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:01pm
  • thank you central kentucky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:56pm
  • im actually not racist in the slightest, I just get a kick out of the shit storm it causes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:26pm
  • But for serious, everyone involved with this horrible exercise in cruel-yet-banal self-indulgence should just leave society forever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:31pm
  • I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE FREQUENTERS OF THIS CAVALCADE OF WEBMUSEMENTS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:19pm
  • i love pooping. it's just relaxing. i dont know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:13pm
  • Wow this is pretty offensive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:56pm
  • That's just how we do it in Russia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 12:32am