I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
These tits shall not be calmed
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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