Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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