3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
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I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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