I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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