What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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