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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:14am

    tell her if she sucks on it enough she'll get something out of it!

  • 89 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:07am

    She was hinting that you needed to pay her another $20.

  • 86 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 10:51am

    Been there. She didn't even jack me off. First time I seriously contemplated homicide.

  • 81 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:21am

    wow i woud kicked her, and i'm a girl

  • 72 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 10:54am

    you have to at least give him a handjob. what a bitch

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 10:50am

    cock-smack that bitch to next teusday

  • 71 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:01pm

    Shit I wouldn't mind that much... sure having her recip is nice but I love eating girls out... could do it everyday for hours if I found a hottie

  • 64 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:49pm

    I am a female in a long term relationship and let me just say that that is so lame of her not to reciprocate!! There are cool girls out there, so ditch this one. I feel like most girls enjoy giving head just knowing that its hot and it feels awesome for the guy ... so this chick pisses me off for giving the rest of us a bad rep btw, 11:14 thats hilarious and 11:06 get out of here you british piece of shit (just kidding, I love you)

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:37pm

    she might just not like giving head, that doesn't make her a bitch. ideally she should do something else for you, but plenty of men get head and then don't reciprocate, so i don't see the need to flip out about this girl being so horrible.

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 10:53am

    Greedy bitch!!! Sharing is Caring!!!

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:06am

    and this, me hearties, is why we be givin money shots...well, one o ya reasons...

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:41am

    what a greedy bitch!!! you should ALWAYS recipricate if the person you're with goes down on you!

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:47pm

    1:20, if you have to do it for en entire 30 minutes...you're doing it wrong.

  • 44 33
    Submitted by KingDong_dot_Com on Feb 9, 10 at 3:28am

    This is when you then proceed to slap a ho straight in the forehead. No questions asked.\n\n-Chris Brown

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:05pm

    Sounds like the OP is a pleasure giver.........someone needs to tell that broad she needs to give it back!

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:23pm

    That's awesome that this guy could text Chef Gordon Ramsey! It's also nice to know that Chef uses the same line for poor performances both in the kitchen and the bedroom. =]

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:42pm

    Lie and tell her you're in love with her. Then cum in her mouth and break up with her.

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:09pm

    Did you send this to Gordon Ramsey?

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:14pm

    Oh please. Girls sucks guy's dicks all the time and guysvery only occasionally reciprocate. This is such a double standard.

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:29am

    or, doesnt suck, as it were...

  • 46 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:26pm

    Does anyone who uses the term donkey punch actually know what it is? It's a pretty specific act, and your referencing it wrong.

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:25pm

    That was pretty bitchy of her, in the future negotiate in advance before anyone starts oral.

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:25am

    yeah, some pussies aren't that appealing either.

  • 38 35
    Submitted by ayemami on May 14, 10 at 3:10pm

    Ya know how many times I gave a guy head and got nothing back? Shit, she's getting hers, font hate her lol. Also, women are awesome at making guys think were satisified, so don't get too proud there little peacock. She might not of gotten something out of it afterall ahahhHah :)

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:18pm

    and plus some guys just have gross dicks. yea, i went there.

  • 39 38
    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 19, 10 at 12:10am

    Haha. Funny

  • 43 48
    Submitted by KingDong_dot_Com on Feb 9, 10 at 3:18am

    This is when you slap a ho straight in the forehead...\nNo questions asked.\n\n-Chris Brown

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 10:45am

    Um, didn't you JUST get something out of it?

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:49pm

    Hey, 5:33, if you've never had what you consider a great bj, how the hell do you know what a great bj is supposed to feel like? Logic, please.

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:46pm

    I always give my husband porn star head - even when he doesnt do it to me. I have never liked giving head before but with him I do, because he really appreciates it! This chick is a bitch, you should have kicked her in the chest

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 10:31pm

    5:33 - I had a guy tell me that once. I fixed that problem for him.

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:22pm

    my philosophy is if they're not giving you what you want, get it elsewhere. I also let them know this philosophy.

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:17am

    all i know is, if i had 3 wishes, i'd wish for no gag reflex.

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:32pm

    She sounds like a miserable human being. Everyone knows that unless the giver says the word 'freebie' before.. reciprocation is a must.

  • 56 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 7:16pm

    I don't like giving head. Guys get over it.

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:24pm

    i'll take you up on that 4:01

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:07pm

    Start doing her doggy style and opps... wrong hole.

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:45pm

    What a bitch! When a guy goes down on me, I am damn sure to reciprocate.

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:35am

    She wants your money!!!!!

  • 34 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:26pm

    the op sounds awesome. but yeah wtf for not reciprocating..cruel

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:53am

    Now you know how it feels like to not get what you want. Stupid asshole. I don't give a damn how horny you are, if I sucked your dick for two hours you're eating me out. -The quiet girl in the corner.

  • 24 30
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 20, 11 at 4:23pm

    Throw her ass out naked in the street, dude. Not fair at all.

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:48am

    Been there. Get rid of her

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:07am

    she should have totally gotten him off!!!!! wow, that really sucks. i'm the one to initiate oral and it usually ends up in 69 :) my guy is the bestest ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:05am

    Yea fuck that I had a girl tell me she saves that (head) for only special guys or some bullshit

  • 19 22
    Submitted by stephie1393 on Aug 12, 11 at 10:17am

    I love giving my boyfriend head, but he also loves eating me out. It's a fair trade but sometimes we argue about who gets to go first, and that usually ends up in 69.

  • 47 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:37am

    11:28 - hold her head down once she starts and then dribble that shit

  • 46 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 10:45am

    a) first b) she meant some sort of relationship-ey type situation, ftr.

  • 26 43
    Submitted by mrwilly1984 on Jan 22, 11 at 9:37pm

    that's why I always mess with Sluts, no expectations, so no hard feelings!

  • 28 50
    Submitted by Abattoir on Apr 4, 10 at 7:01pm

    I love how everyone gets all pissed at the girl for not suckin dick after he ate her out but no one gives a shit when she's been suckin his dick and he doesn't even think about returning the favor

  • 26 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:02pm

    selfish bitch. you should dump her as fast as she'd dump you if she'd sucked you off expertly for 30 minutes and then you refused to go down on her. wtf?

  • 38 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:04pm

    Was that "shut it down" a reference to Dark City?!?

  • 32 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:27am

    I always go down on my girl and I love it. But I only get bjs here and there and it's nothing to brag about. My dicks not gross, Im shaved and clean she just doesn't like to "fill her mouth with cock" hmm but I wanna fill that mouth

  • 31 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:08pm

    biiiiitch!!! i would have donkey punched her in the vagina. and Im a girl. dont ask for it if youre not willing to give back

  • 29 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:01pm

    Eff that Ess--that's when you upper deck the bitch's toilet and jerkoff on her towel and leave

  • 25 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 5:33pm

    4:40 - don't take it personally, some guys just don't get off on it as quickly as others. I know it takes a while for me. Although I've admittedly never had what I consider a great blowjob.

  • 32 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:04pm

    first off, wash off the doodoo particles. main reason chicks dislike eatin tubesteak. Second, if she said that shit to me, i woulda been like "oh trust me, you WILL!"

  • 42 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:28am

    Yeah....... I go down on my girl all the time with hopes one of these times she'll reciprocate... but nope.... I get it maybe once every few months.... I drop hints which she gets and shes like oh I wanna suck your dick, and it gets my hopes up.... but occasionally she will start and then she will stop... sucks