I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
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tell her if she sucks on it enough she'll get something out of it!
Been there. She didn't even jack me off. First time I seriously contemplated homicide.
wow i woud kicked her, and i'm a girl
She was hinting that you needed to pay her another $20.
you have to at least give him a handjob. what a bitch
I am a female in a long term relationship and let me just say that that is so lame of her not to reciprocate!! There are cool girls out there, so ditch this one. I feel like most girls enjoy giving head just knowing that its hot and it feels awesome for the guy ... so this chick pisses me off for giving the rest of us a bad rep
btw, 11:14 thats hilarious and 11:06 get out of here you british piece of shit (just kidding, I love you)
cock-smack that bitch to next teusday
This is when you then proceed to slap a ho straight in the forehead. No questions asked.\n\n-Chris Brown
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1:20, if you have to do it for en entire 30 minutes...you're doing it wrong.
or, doesnt suck, as it were...
That's awesome that this guy could text Chef Gordon Ramsey! It's also nice to know that Chef uses the same line for poor performances both in the kitchen and the bedroom. =]
and this, me hearties, is why we be givin money shots...well, one o ya reasons...
Oh please. Girls sucks guy's dicks all the time and guysvery only occasionally reciprocate. This is such a double standard.
This is when you slap a ho straight in the forehead...\nNo questions asked.\n\n-Chris Brown
Shit I wouldn't mind that much... sure having her recip is nice but I love eating girls out... could do it everyday for hours if I found a hottie
what a greedy bitch!!! you should ALWAYS recipricate if the person you're with goes down on you!
and plus some guys just have gross dicks. yea, i went there.
yeah, some pussies aren't that appealing either.
That was pretty bitchy of her, in the future negotiate in advance before anyone starts oral.
I love giving my boyfriend head, but he also loves eating me out. It's a fair trade but sometimes we argue about who gets to go first, and that usually ends up in 69.
all i know is, if i had 3 wishes, i'd wish for no gag reflex.
Lie and tell her you're in love with her. Then cum in her mouth and break up with her.
Um, didn't you JUST get something out of it?
She sounds like a miserable human being. Everyone knows that unless the giver says the word 'freebie' before.. reciprocation is a must.
Start doing her doggy style and opps... wrong hole.
Ya know how many times I gave a guy head and got nothing back? Shit, she's getting hers, font hate her lol. Also, women are awesome at making guys think were satisified, so don't get too proud there little peacock. She might not of gotten something out of it afterall ahahhHah :)
Did you send this to Gordon Ramsey?
Sounds like the OP is a pleasure giver.........someone needs to tell that broad she needs to give it back!
she might just not like giving head, that doesn't make her a bitch. ideally she should do something else for you, but plenty of men get head and then don't reciprocate, so i don't see the need to flip out about this girl being so horrible.
I love how everyone gets all pissed at the girl for not suckin dick after he ate her out but no one gives a shit when she's been suckin his dick and he doesn't even think about returning the favor
I always give my husband porn star head - even when he doesnt do it to me. I have never liked giving head before but with him I do, because he really appreciates it! This chick is a bitch, you should have kicked her in the chest
I don't like giving head. Guys get over it.
Throw her ass out naked in the street, dude. Not fair at all.
she should have totally gotten him off!!!!! wow, that really sucks. i'm the one to initiate oral and it usually ends up in 69 :) my guy is the bestest ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a bitch! When a guy goes down on me, I am damn sure to reciprocate.
5:33 - I had a guy tell me that once. I fixed that problem for him.
Been there. Get rid of her
Hey, 5:33, if you've never had what you consider a great bj, how the hell do you know what a great bj is supposed to feel like? Logic, please.
that's why I always mess with Sluts, no expectations, so no hard feelings!
Does anyone who uses the term donkey punch actually know what it is? It's a pretty specific act, and your referencing it wrong.
my philosophy is if they're not giving you what you want, get it elsewhere. I also let them know this philosophy.
b) she meant some sort of relationship-ey type situation, ftr.
biiiiitch!!! i would have donkey punched her in the vagina. and Im a girl. dont ask for it if youre not willing to give back
i'll take you up on that 4:01
Now you know how it feels like to not get what you want. Stupid asshole. I don't give a damn how horny you are, if I sucked your dick for two hours you're eating me out.
-The quiet girl in the corner.
the op sounds awesome. but yeah wtf for not reciprocating..cruel
Yea fuck that I had a girl tell me she saves that (head) for only special guys or some bullshit
Eff that Ess--that's when you upper deck the bitch's toilet and jerkoff on her towel and leave
I always go down on my girl and I love it. But I only get bjs here and there and it's nothing to brag about. My dicks not gross, Im shaved and clean she just doesn't like to "fill her mouth with cock" hmm but I wanna fill that mouth
She wants your money!!!!!
11:28 - hold her head down once she starts and then dribble that shit
first off, wash off the doodoo particles. main reason chicks dislike eatin tubesteak. Second, if she said that shit to me, i woulda been like "oh trust me, you WILL!"
you should dump her as fast as she'd dump you if she'd sucked you off expertly for 30 minutes and then you refused to go down on her. wtf?
Was that "shut it down" a reference to Dark City?!?
4:40 - don't take it personally, some guys just don't get off on it as quickly as others. I know it takes a while for me. Although I've admittedly never had what I consider a great blowjob.
Yeah....... I go down on my girl all the time with hopes one of these times she'll reciprocate... but nope.... I get it maybe once every few months.... I drop hints which she gets and shes like oh I wanna suck your dick, and it gets my hopes up.... but occasionally she will start and then she will stop... sucks