That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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