office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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