Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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