ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
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He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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