What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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