I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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