i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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