walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Randomize
