I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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