STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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