so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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