This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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