Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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