She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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