Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
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But he will eat the box! ;)
Naw he'll just drink, be rude and beat the hell out of you
And they never saw her again...
Not murdered, but expect gang banged.
You do know Australia started out as a prison colony right?
Have you not seen wolf creek