Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
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But he will eat the box! ;)
Naw he'll just drink, be rude and beat the hell out of you
Not murdered, but expect gang banged.
You do know Australia started out as a prison colony right?
Have you not seen wolf creek
And they never saw her again...