What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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