new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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