I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I party with great urgency now.
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