But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
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How's work?
Spinning.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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