Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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