his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
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