Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Randomize
