we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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