I could have mohawked her pubes.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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