I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
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And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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