i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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