i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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