I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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