someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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