I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Is Oprah even human
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Randomize
