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  • Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 10, 11 at 5:12pm

    Totally locked outside some chick's house, me in my FedEx uniform, her wearing only a robe and holding a box of sex toys I just dropped off. My fucking week!!!!!

  • Submitted by Phys on Feb 10, 11 at 3:59pm

    I feel like this is the start of a porno

  • Submitted by CIT on Feb 10, 11 at 4:44pm

    Sounds like the perfect opportunity to make it your week!

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    Submitted by supabitch69 on Feb 10, 11 at 4:23pm

    so do it on the porch

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    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Feb 10, 11 at 5:27pm

    @Joe. You make me fucking laugh every day. Said8, you too. When will the iPhone app allow replies? Crappy thing.

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    Submitted by dumsumbitch on Feb 10, 11 at 9:17pm

    Were any of them buzzing?

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    Submitted by Emmy88 on Feb 11, 11 at 1:50am

    Better than being locked out with no sex toys, now you can amuse yourself while you wait for the locksmith!!

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    Submitted by osirisfrost on Feb 16, 11 at 1:46pm

    Sounds like the start of a movie I've seen...

  • Submitted by Jasmine95hun on Feb 10, 11 at 3:46pm

    Haha first

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    Submitted by PartyGalAnne on Feb 11, 11 at 1:49pm

    This happens to me at least once a month. No joke.

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    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Feb 10, 11 at 9:01pm

    Haha. Sounds like an amature porno in the making. Great intro!

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    Submitted by thebatman on Feb 11, 11 at 2:41am

    I think this is your week.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 10, 11 at 9:29pm

    Where is the cell phone video. That is good gonzo material.

  • Submitted by cwelkman on Feb 10, 11 at 7:50pm

    Another fake ass text. Surprise surprise.

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      Submitted by tuurbo69 on Feb 11, 11 at 12:30pm

      HA! thats def not fake dumbass