Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
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Totally locked outside some chick's house, me in my FedEx uniform, her wearing only a robe and holding a box of sex toys I just dropped off. My fucking week!!!!!
I feel like this is the start of a porno
Sounds like the perfect opportunity to make it your week!
so do it on the porch
@Joe. You make me fucking laugh every day. Said8, you too. When will the iPhone app allow replies? Crappy thing.
Were any of them buzzing?
Better than being locked out with no sex toys, now you can amuse yourself while you wait for the locksmith!!
Haha. Sounds like an amature porno in the making. Great intro!
This happens to me at least once a month. No joke.
I think this is your week.
Sounds like the start of a movie I've seen...
Where is the cell phone video. That is good gonzo material.
Another fake ass text. Surprise surprise.
HA! thats def not fake dumbass