All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
