I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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