he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
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You smell like dead grass and burnt hair and I love you
Hmm... maybe she is just freaking out because he is already mentioning baby's. Can make you seem scary/pushy/desperate sometimes.
He mentioned baby's what?
oops, didn't know it was supposed to be without the '. On the other hand, english is not my first language.
It was his way of saying, u stink, and you need a bath
Maybe you should stop using the frankincense and myrrh soap before he comes over...
Why not? Maybe you are not a keeper
Did you at least let him bathe you?
I was wondering the same thing. Sounds pretty hot to me!
Really? Your boyfriend went out of his way to compliment you and told you he wanted to do something romantic. Yeah, totally not a keeper. Anyone else wonder why chivalry is dying?
the next guy will treat you like crap tell you how not hot you are and you'll still manage to marry him....
Maybe ya should wipe yer ass better and stop douching with PineSol.
Just marry a guy that treats you like crap just like your father did and get off the market.