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  • 64 47
    Submitted by BirdDog on Jan 12, 12 at 2:04pm

    You smell like dead grass and burnt hair and I love you

  • 55 38
    Submitted by polacke on Jan 12, 12 at 12:06pm

    Hmm... maybe she is just freaking out because he is already mentioning baby's. Can make you seem scary/pushy/desperate sometimes.

    • 42 47
      Submitted by gunsnammo on Jan 12, 12 at 2:06pm

      He mentioned baby's what?

      • 42 46
        Submitted by polacke on Jan 13, 12 at 10:11am

        oops, didn't know it was supposed to be without the '. On the other hand, english is not my first language.

  • 55 48
    Submitted by 1980DirtNasty on Jan 12, 12 at 11:46pm

    It was his way of saying, u stink, and you need a bath

  • 50 38
    Submitted by haynay23 on Jan 12, 12 at 11:50am

    Why not? Maybe you are not a keeper

  • 50 39
    Submitted by Eventually on Jan 12, 12 at 10:50pm

    Maybe you should stop using the frankincense and myrrh soap before he comes over...

  • 44 42
    Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 12, 12 at 3:45pm

    Did you at least let him bathe you?

    • 43 40
      Submitted by gunsnammo on Jan 12, 12 at 7:33pm

      I was wondering the same thing. Sounds pretty hot to me!

  • 39 38
    Submitted by Memphis on Jan 13, 12 at 3:47am

    Really? Your boyfriend went out of his way to compliment you and told you he wanted to do something romantic. Yeah, totally not a keeper. Anyone else wonder why chivalry is dying?

  • 40 44
    Submitted by xlogix on Jan 13, 12 at 12:27am

    the next guy will treat you like crap tell you how not hot you are and you'll still manage to marry him....

  • 36 52
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 14, 12 at 5:11pm

    Maybe ya should wipe yer ass better and stop douching with PineSol.

  • 29 44
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 13, 12 at 6:54am

    Just marry a guy that treats you like crap just like your father did and get off the market.