Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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