I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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