We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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