I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
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i want girls like her at my new years party.
Drunk sex is amazing!
--Random but true
Ever hear of a vibrator? Get one.
in Arizona its illegal to have more then 2 dildos in one house...
--Random but true
you're the reason indianapolis gets a bad reputation, OP
LMAO that's hilarious!
LMFAO. move that. dun dun dun.
close your legs. dirty whore.
why arent these bitches at the parties i go to. lol
I think I might have seen your picture in the August issue of Low Self Esteem magazine, or was it the book, Boys like it when I act like a sloppy truck stop hooker? I can't remember.
bahahahah. nasty bitch! [:
you need to get tested. and close your lips. all 4 of them.
lmfao she is prolly so loose you could prolly stick a 2-liter in her. I am ashamed she lives in my area code.
daddy must be so proud.
Although, that might have been the most difficult decision I've made all week. Definitely a good night if there's anything between your legs, I DGAF what you say.
WTF people, nobody is stupid we see the duplicate texts, your rating is going to be bad on iTunes store. With a detailed explaination!
why do girls have such problems with other girls being slutty
its none of your business, your not the one getting preg, or getting stds.
im a little slutty, but thats nothing you should be concerned about, unless im stealing your boyfriend.
and thats not being a slut. thats being a home wreaker.
Now thats a good girl!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats hilarious in every context this could have been used in!!!!!!! it is a golden fucking ticket
Ah, horny bitches. Amusing us one text at a time. :D
and guys hope they dont get an std
Girl give me a call!
Lol, thats why my bannana smelled funny...
Pfft, what if it's a cat dick
I love how this is so equally split between "good night" and "bad night"
where do you get vibes?
Ahhhh!!!! Nothing like the smell of sluts in the morning!!!!
Well fuck. I was all excited about it too.
Awww I'm so proud, I just broke the tie. It's offiially a good night.
Though that probably means I'm just as slutty as OP.
all six, and her thumbs.
I have something 4 ya
7:42 I buy my toys at Starship. But you can always google that shit and buy online. I think every girl should have at least one. Let me know if you need some help picking one out. I love my Jack Rabbit, but it may be too much for a first time user.
correction I just broke the tie