so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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