Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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