I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
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who takes a dump while eating, period?
You are soo not eating your poop unless you touch your ass while you are pooping.
LMAO --- I text while taking a shit all the time. My friends even gave me a nickname for it. HAHA. The eating and texting tho is definitely a talent I havent mastered. :-D
well...it was good advice. did you listen?
i dont know man... i get bored white shitting so i call my buds to catch up. i used to play gameboy but i beat all the games i own
so, your pooping, eating, and texting at the same time...
i have a new hero...
when i shit i try to get all the boring phone calls of the day out of the way, such as calling my pops or my girlfriend
Why all the hate is it because your dad rapes you?
I always add the
"...in bed" to all my fortune cookies fortunes...
I always text and make my business calls while pooping, its the best place to think!
its normal. at least he isnt talking on the phone while taking a dump. thats crossing the line.......
who texts while pooping?? this person sure can multitask!
anonymous @ 7:05
Who takes a dump while eating a fortune cookie?
you will find true love on flag day
He's texting AND eating while taking a dump, that really is serious multi-tasking.
That seems to happen to a lot of people that use TFLN. Coincidence or fabrication? Def the latter Stop stealing quotes from cheap tee shirts
. . . in bed
Fucking emo liar go hang yourself in front of your family on christmas bitch
hahaa i actually laughed out loud at this for like five minutes
That's just disgusting!! So you're basically eating your poop...gross!
hahaha hell yeah 704 Charlotte NC
i think this was my buddy