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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:00pm

    who takes a dump while eating, period?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:03am

    You are soo not eating your poop unless you touch your ass while you are pooping.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:46pm

    so, your pooping, eating, and texting at the same time... i have a new hero...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:16am

    when i shit i try to get all the boring phone calls of the day out of the way, such as calling my pops or my girlfriend

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:19pm

    well...it was good advice. did you listen?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:23pm

    LOL anonymous @ 7:05 hahaha.

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    Submitted by nicky9988 on Jul 1, 10 at 6:37am

    Why all the hate is it because your dad rapes you?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:37pm

    I always text and make my business calls while pooping, its the best place to think!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:10am

    its normal. at least he isnt talking on the phone while taking a dump. thats crossing the line.......

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 6:40pm

    Who takes a dump while eating a fortune cookie?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:17am

    I always add the "...in bed" to all my fortune cookies fortunes...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 8:03pm

    who texts while pooping?? this person sure can multitask!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:10pm

    LMAO --- I text while taking a shit all the time. My friends even gave me a nickname for it. HAHA. The eating and texting tho is definitely a talent I havent mastered. :-D

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:08pm

    That's just disgusting!! So you're basically eating your poop...gross!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:26pm

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:21am

    That seems to happen to a lot of people that use TFLN. Coincidence or fabrication? Def the latter Stop stealing quotes from cheap tee shirts

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:38pm

    you will find true love on flag day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:45am

    i dont know man... i get bored white shitting so i call my buds to catch up. i used to play gameboy but i beat all the games i own

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:28pm

    He's texting AND eating while taking a dump, that really is serious multi-tasking.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:06pm

    hahaha hell yeah 704 Charlotte NC i think this was my buddy

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:09am

    hahaa i actually laughed out loud at this for like five minutes

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    Submitted by f_yo_couch on Mar 1, 10 at 5:04pm

    Fucking emo liar go hang yourself in front of your family on christmas bitch

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    Submitted by Loafer on Mar 12, 11 at 3:17pm

    Epic Win

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:01pm

    HAHAHA! . . . in bed