I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
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who takes a dump while eating, period?
LMAO --- I text while taking a shit all the time. My friends even gave me a nickname for it. HAHA. The eating and texting tho is definitely a talent I havent mastered. :-D
You are soo not eating your poop unless you touch your ass while you are pooping.
i dont know man... i get bored white shitting so i call my buds to catch up. i used to play gameboy but i beat all the games i own
well...it was good advice. did you listen?
so, your pooping, eating, and texting at the same time...
i have a new hero...
when i shit i try to get all the boring phone calls of the day out of the way, such as calling my pops or my girlfriend
I always text and make my business calls while pooping, its the best place to think!
Why all the hate is it because your dad rapes you?
I always add the
"...in bed" to all my fortune cookies fortunes...
its normal. at least he isnt talking on the phone while taking a dump. thats crossing the line.......
who texts while pooping?? this person sure can multitask!
Who takes a dump while eating a fortune cookie?
you will find true love on flag day
anonymous @ 7:05
That's just disgusting!! So you're basically eating your poop...gross!
hahaa i actually laughed out loud at this for like five minutes
He's texting AND eating while taking a dump, that really is serious multi-tasking.
Fucking emo liar go hang yourself in front of your family on christmas bitch
. . . in bed
That seems to happen to a lot of people that use TFLN. Coincidence or fabrication? Def the latter Stop stealing quotes from cheap tee shirts
hahaha hell yeah 704 Charlotte NC
i think this was my buddy