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  • who takes a dump while eating, period?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:00pm
  • LMAO --- I text while taking a shit all the time. My friends even gave me a nickname for it. HAHA. The eating and texting tho is definitely a talent I havent mastered. :-D

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:10pm
  • You are soo not eating your poop unless you touch your ass while you are pooping.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:03am
  • well...it was good advice. did you listen?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:19pm
  • i dont know man... i get bored white shitting so i call my buds to catch up. i used to play gameboy but i beat all the games i own

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:45am
  • so, your pooping, eating, and texting at the same time... i have a new hero...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:46pm
  • when i shit i try to get all the boring phone calls of the day out of the way, such as calling my pops or my girlfriend

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:16am
  • Why all the hate is it because your dad rapes you?

    Submitted by nicky9988 on Jul 1, 10 at 6:37am
  • I always text and make my business calls while pooping, its the best place to think!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:37pm
  • I always add the "...in bed" to all my fortune cookies fortunes...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:17am
  • its normal. at least he isnt talking on the phone while taking a dump. thats crossing the line.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:10am
  • who texts while pooping?? this person sure can multitask!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 8:03pm
  • BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:26pm
  • LOL anonymous @ 7:05 hahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:23pm
  • you will find true love on flag day

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:38pm
  • Who takes a dump while eating a fortune cookie?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 6:40pm
  • He's texting AND eating while taking a dump, that really is serious multi-tasking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:28pm
  • HAHAHA! . . . in bed

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:01pm
  • Fucking emo liar go hang yourself in front of your family on christmas bitch

    Submitted by f_yo_couch on Mar 1, 10 at 5:04pm
  • Epic Win

    Submitted by Loafer on Mar 12, 11 at 3:17pm
  • hahaa i actually laughed out loud at this for like five minutes

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:09am
  • That's just disgusting!! So you're basically eating your poop...gross!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:08pm
  • That seems to happen to a lot of people that use TFLN. Coincidence or fabrication? Def the latter Stop stealing quotes from cheap tee shirts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:21am
  • hahaha hell yeah 704 Charlotte NC i think this was my buddy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:06pm