What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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