I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
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I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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