ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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