i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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