is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.