Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?