Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳