She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.